tofu jess

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

Cordelia walking in on her loser bf cheating on her with the girl who’s been glued to him like they’re a bonded pair of kittens, and then immediately getting impaled about it, was diabolical. The wishverse was not enough, she could’ve mailed a pipe bomb to Xander’s house and I would’ve forgiven her.

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.