Hi.

FOR THE NEXT 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES IT IS MY DAY OF BIRTH, YAYYYY-

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

Reblog this if you believe in asexuality please

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

I grew up in Florida. Please don’t insult Australia like that.

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

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that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

I officially take back everything I ever said about completely hating all sports

i would play the shit out of this

the guy on the floor trying to get up 

I’m sure we can resolve all world conflicts with this game

'THIS WAR HAS BEEN DELAYED FOR LONG ENOUGH.'  -pulls on bubble ball of happiness and armies dressed like this run into each other- [shouting] 'HELP ME UP, PEASANTS. I MUST RUN AGAIN.'  -other country blows raspberry-  'No. Do it yourself.'