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weāre banning use of the phrase judeo-christian. there truly is no such thing. what people mean is christian interpretation of the old testament and all the ideas and āvaluesā they pushed onto the world for 2 millennia and theyāre too lazy to distinguish that from the fundamentally different ethno-religious group christians took the book from in the first place
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a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:
the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes
And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles
Daydreaming a story idea about someone adopted as a young child who comes of age to realize they have been raised, and loved, by the villains. And they're the survivor of a massacre their adoptive parents committed.
Just. A fun thought idea.
We love divided loyalties...
The slow realization that they have been loved not like a child, but as a trophy. But it was love nonetheless. Wasn't it?
rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy
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Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart
These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.
this just keeps being relevant
This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.
The weird Oreos donāt sellā¦ but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.
Thatās why.
The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all
I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.
As someone who works in an arts and crafts store, I have sold SO MUCH resin to people who are using the celebrity-themed ones to make jewelry
Wait are they using the packaging or are they trying to freeze an Oreo in carbonite
My office has a leaderboard where we vote on the different Oreo flavors. Worst so far is Irish Whiskey Creme (horrible artificial alcohol aftertaste!) with best yet to be determined.
(please ignore the puppy kisses and unicorn poop; we're being silly)
āPeople should pass a test before being allowed to have kids.ā āIsnāt it scary how white people have this inborn capacity for evil?ā āIāll never pass because males and females have different skull shapes.ā āAutistic people have a stronger sense of justice than anyone else.ā āI donāt want AMABs in my space because theyāre dangerous.ā āYou shouldnāt have access to hormones if you dress like THAT.ā āAnyone who does something that awful isnāt human.ā āSome people really shouldnāt be allowed to vote.ā
This is eugenics. This is phrenology. THIS IS NAZI SHIT, YOU ARE A LEFTIST BUYING INTO NAZI SHIT. YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO NAZI SHIT.
wikipedia:
-XYZ is Catholic
-XYZ is bisexual.
-XYZ is Muslim.
also wikipedia:
-XYZ is of Jewish descent.
-XYZ has Jewish parents.
-XYZās grandparents escaped Auschwitz and immigrated to America and became Chabad shlichim. They were born at 770. Their parents are a rabbi and rebbetzin in a large Jewish community in Lakewoodā¦ā¦ā¦.theyāre of Jewish descent.
On one hand, Wikipedia current policy with regard to Jews acknowledges Jewish ethnicity. They would never say that someone is of Methodist descent or had Southern Baptist parents.
On the other hand the policy simultaneously treats Judaism as strictly a religion that no one can be said to hold unless there is a source that meets citation standards in which they speak about being a Jew, as if it is something requiring personal profession the way that Christianity does.
And with the ongoing antisemitic edit wars happening, where every Jewish person and topic is being changed on purpose in the worst faith manner, there is no way that even a large and very well organized group of Jews can fix this problem.
Wikipedia is inherently untrustworthy on any topic related to Jews or Judaism.
āTeachers are often unaware of the gender distribution of talk in their classrooms. They usually consider that they give equal amounts of attention to girls and boys, and it is only when they make a tape recording that they realize that boys are dominating the interactions. Dale Spender, an Australian feminist who has been a strong advocate of female rights in this area, noted that teachers who tried to restore the balance by deliberately āfavouringā the girls were astounded to find that despite their efforts they continued to devote more time to the boys in their classrooms. Another study reported that a male science teacher who managed to create an atmosphere in which girls and boys contributed more equally to discussion felt that he was devoting 90 per cent of his attention to the girls. And so did his male pupils. They complained vociferously that the girls were getting too much talking time. In other public contexts, too, such as seminars and debates, when women and men are deliberately given an equal amount of the highly valued talking time, there is often a perception that they are getting more than their fair share. Dale Spender explains this as follows: āThe talkativeness of women has been gauged in comparison not with men but with silence. Women have not been judged on the grounds of whether they talk more than men, but of whether they talk more than silent women.ā In other words, if women talk at all, this may be perceived as ātoo muchā by men who expect them to provide a silent, decorative background in many social contexts.ā
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PBS: Language as Prejudice - Myth #6: Women Talk Too Much (via misandry-mermaid)
Every EVERY womenās studies class Iāve been in has had this problem and failed to address it.Ā
(via iamayoungfeminist)
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Hey. Why isnāt the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isnāt that fucked up? Does anyone else think thatās absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatās a big deal! Iāve never thought about it before but now that I have, itās ridiculous to me that thatās not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donāt we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itās July 20th. Thatās the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iām ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iām going to have a goddamn potluck. Youāre all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!
That is a lovely idea!
on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldnāt helpĀ feel like the OāConnells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The OāConnells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibinā over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time
Morticia: āSo what is it you do for a living my dear?ā
Evelyn: āWe dig up dead people who often have monstrous curses placed on them!ā
Morticia: āfascinatingā
Gomez: *leaping out from behind a pillar which is encrusted with ominous looking runes* en garde!
Rick: *grabs sword from equally ominous looking wall full of weapons one of which seems to be glowing* fantastic I was getting a bit rusty
Gomez: *nearly in tears* oh heās screaming nonsensically, what spirit! what reslove!
*Rick and Gomez, still frantically sword fighting*
Rick: Have I mentioned how wonderful my wife is yet, I really feel like I havenāt really expanded enough on how wonderful she is
Gomez: do go on, I would be delighted to hear about how wonderful your wife is, I strongly encourge all men to extoll the virtues of their wives with rapturous praise, however I should perhaps mention my wife is in fact better
*sword fighting intensifies as both men rapturously extoll the virtues of their wives*
Jonathan and Fester and Cousin Itt watch from the bar, where Lurch and Thing are making the drinks.
Jonathan and Thing knew one another from The War; each thought the other to be dead
Their reunion is highly emotional
Rick, whilst swordfighting:Ā My wife resurrected an ancient evil that brought about the plagues.
Gomez: What. A. Woman.
Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click ādonāt show this artistā on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click āskip this updateā on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and itās right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click ādelete my accountā and the next time I open the website they suggest I āreactivateā.
Power is a funny thing.
I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.
He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.
Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.
In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.
Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.
Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?
That kid?
You think that kid is Red Robin?
Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny š¤”.
Why do you pack your tags stuffed full of what I wanna reblog most?
Hmm mostly because it's an afterthought, but never fear, easily remedied:
#gotham knights game #I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse #twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity #he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch
#he's got the full gamer set up in the background #LED lights around the ceiling and walls #rainbow keyboard/headset#mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks #(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die')
#whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account #and promises to match whatever they raise #and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on #he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme
#meanwhile off screen #Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor #and helping Babs run remote ops #if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi #and that tracks #it's an old house #it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots #in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed #and no one will ever know
His chat redeem points include:
-Take A Sip of Water, Babes (everyone has to hydrate with him or else)
-Big Stretchy, You Shrimpy (Steph is his main moderator and named most of these)
-Time For A Scooby Snack (aka eat something before you die, Timbo)
-Show Us A Random Cool Thing In Your Room (self explanatory)
-Sibling Cameo (can be refunded if no one is around. Dick is a viewer favorite, and he's not opposed to lounging around in the background of charity streams, munching his way through a family bag of Skittles, and providing commentary on Tim's gaming skills.)
-Show Us The Doggo! (the only time Damian will willingly interact with Tim is to come in and show Titus off. Or whatever other animal he's added to his menagerie. The snake was a fun one. Not least because Tim didn't even know he had a snake until that exact moment.)
And the ultimate, 100,000 reward point: Give Brucie The Controls (also refundable if he's not around, but a highly sought after fan favorite. The clip of Bruce panicking and running away from a Creeper in Minecraft still goes viral every few months.)
I love you speculative biology. I love you worldbuilding projects. I love you creature design. I love you fantasy biology. I love you speculative evolution. I love you science fiction.
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Hi people who work janitorial positions, as housekeepers, as waste collectors, in factories, in construction, as mechanics, and all the other vitally important jobs that keep our society churning but that no one ever wants to talk about. I love you. I hope your employers and your unions are keeping you safe and that you're getting compensated fairly and getting benefits.
Grandma poison water SNAPPED
