kiers

sorry for trying to kill and murder you its just that my laundry wasnt dry even though i put it in for a full cycle and it sent me into an apoplectic haze :/ you know how it is

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cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

Vine compilations on YouTube are the absolute pinnacle of millennial humor. The nostalgic compendium of their peers in an industry that they watched rise, fall, and burn in such a short period of their lifetime is parallel to the rapid technological advancements and obsolescence observed within the last two decades. Furthermore, the titles given to each video allude to the solidarity of depression, existential-crisis, and comfort they have sought from the internet. In this essay, I will

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

The customer is never right

normalize the customer never being right

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

can I get uhhh one large boyfriend with a side of uhhh large affection

S/o to my mom just cuz