wet, dark pussy of the soul

fuck linkedin, indeed, et al. any of you hiring? i keep getting by pubs when i beg them to let me pour beer. i yearn for the service industry.

i just got rejected by a SERVICE STATION FUCKING GREGGS.

its gonna be a gentle twee summer guys 😃

post-director's commentary: so yeah man ive been listening to a lot of belle and sebastian cause sometimes you gotta a take a break from self loathing and pretend youre michael cera in a noughties indie film. winter is forecast to be orthodox chant and dread, so good news for ssri fans i guess

the polite and considerate sadist

My posts do not relate to your blorbo, the character would not even do or say that, you are projecting because of your sad sexless latently homosexual life

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

its wrong for effect- the device is called hysteron proteron, when the thing that should happen later occurs first in the sentence. hysteron proteron is greek for "later earlier".

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

#myfourhumours

#myblackbile