wet, dark pussy of the soul

five year plan: get a degree and self actualise, failing that become a monk

that snl tucker carlson impression really peeves me because its clearly just the mnm rant and everyone thinks their version of it. its the new crap donald trump, jordan peterson, ben shapiro impression. theyre bad people advocating for bad thinhs and they speak funny, i think youre missing the point of you only stress the latter

i was looking on letterboxd at reviews for withnail and i and it confirmed my suspicion that it is beloved by all except cultureless americans

i am not generally an advocate for the death penalty but i do believe we should publicly hang tony blair

phoebe bridgers isaac wood uk tour im gonna scream

it is a great shame that all the invented, neopagan and esoteric religions of the early 20th century either turned fascist or were killed off by fascists. i'm very receptive to the idea of an invented romantic nationalism. rodnovery, heathenism, druidism, theosophy, etc are crackers but really interesting, i just wish there was a middle ground between stoner white guy dreadlock havers and the comparatively principled neonazis. so long as an invented religion can inspire people to be good to each other i can get behind it. i implore you all to write a bs fantasy story about your country and do made-up rituals with a group of friends- it is the highest form of community building

cicero was the saul goodman of his age

im not entirely convinced that cybersmith (human pet guy) isnt an elaborate bit or performance art. he seems like the most contrived reddit sort of a character and every time he goes semi viral its for something so stupid and bizarre. on top of things hes got a really earnest steampunk aesthetic- if he is pretending, i aspire to have his self confidence

me and my partner saw you from across the room and hated your vibe

does every culture invent sacrifice at some point? it feels like a direct result of inventing a god and the problem of evil, etc. nonetheless i imagine not everyone has that sort of guilty conscience that feels the need to give up or kill something. is sacrifice our natural solution for problems out of our control?

i blame watching hayden christensen as anakin in the prequels when i was little for my homosexuality. he may be a bad actor but he has that charm only possessed by a stupid but gorgeous young straight man. he imprinted on me or whatever it was in twighlight

i already have a bust (piggy bank) of karl marx and i think i need a buddha statue to complete the bit of being a complete sophomore. gonna become the kind of guy who recently had an awakening after reading the catcher in the rye

i was assigned a male at birth. thats right. boytoy sex slave

sorry guys im turning into the fanta at the end of evangelion tommorow. at the moment its just gonna be me, but you guys are welcome to join if youd like. byob