You teach at a rundown school. One day an elderly woman gives you the keys to an old bus. She tells you “Take chances. Make mistakes. Get messy.”

does anyone remember the time when kim k heard her sister talking shit so she opened the door and screamed “don’t be fucking RUDE” all while hitting her sister with her $5,000 hermes bag 

@joncarlos3rd

@zeshaika

@sergle

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this

date a boy who makes horrible puns and then proceeds to laugh about them himself

a nearbi if you will

just a bistander on standbi

Patrick’s thing moving as he moves. I feel so disgusted

I wish I was dead

God is dead and we killed her 

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

This is all I want for my life omg

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

The second the music kicked in I knew shit was about to go down

This was a hell of a rollercoaster jeez I’m crying