Indiana

i Lowkey dont Exist bro Sorry

Melon migration

Melons on their way to their spawning grounds.

ill be stepping on a landmine later so look forward to that

I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

turned down a date because i want to go swing my sword at a tree later tonight. alone

thats my weird emotional support dog his name is jeremy

"i thought endermen hated endermites?" i never said i liked jeremy

dude i dont think you should have beef with your emotional support dog

the emotion he supports is rage

the second best thing about minecraft is that you can kill people with fireworks fired from a crossbow. the best thing about minecraft is that you can kill yourself with your own fireworks gun trying to do this if you're not wearing armor with a high enough protection level.

i mean fuck, i like food, i like treats, i like macaroni i like breadsticks i like to eat, i like tap water and strawberries and garlic bread, i like having breakfast and lunch, dinner keeps me fed. what can i say, this shit works, it feels good, and my self worth's at an all time high :-)

i mean fuck, i like fruit, i like pears, i like apple slices i like berries i like em all, i like blackberries and blueberries and honeydew, i like having 2 cups a day, or 3 i probably would. what can i say, this shit's sweet, it tastes good

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!! AHH AHHHHHH !!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!! AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !! AAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH !! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! AHHH !! AHHHHHH !!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH !!!!! AAAAAAH !!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!! !! AHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!! AAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!

Don't like that they can do that

the author's barely disguised lack of socialisation and profound sense of alienation from all other human life