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Someone: this is probably Cristiano Ronaldo's last World Cup too.

Me:

Are you me anon because I have considered that exact same AU

Napoleon the absurdly attractive model hired for Illya’s upcoming show who won’t stop flirting while he’s in for fittings.

And Gaby is the one who hired him behind Illya’s back because Illya always talks about how obnoxious Napoleon is (while it is clear to everyone he actually has a huge crush on him)

Smug but genuinely ecstatic Napoleon who has always wanted to work with Illya and has finally been hired after so many years

Napoleon who wears other designers’ brands and Illya gets irrationally jealous because he would look stunning if he wore Illya’s designs

Assistants complaining because Napoleon is supposed to be a huge flirt but he doesn’t flirt with anyone but Illya

Illya who flirts back and criticises Napoleon’s fashion choices and matching outfits for him because THIS IS FAR SUPERIOR TO WHAT YOU WERE WEARING (and it brings out the blue in your eyes)

Napoleon who keeps finding Illya because LOOK I THINK THE STITCHING HERE IS LOOSE and THIS PART IS A BIT TIGHT just so Illya will stare at him and put his giant hands on him

Illya’s sketchbooks becoming filled with new designs because Napoleon is turning into his muse and he can’t stop thinking about what will look good on him

Illya having an internal crisis but exercising CONSUMMATE PROFESIONALLISM AND SELF CONTROL when Napoleon is wondering around backstage in only his underwear

Preening Napoleon after being fully styled asking Illya if he looks good and showing off his goods

Illya standing in front of Napoleon and studying him up close as he talks with makeup artists about what to do with him

Illya taking a makeup brush and LEANING REALLY CLOSE to demonstrate what he wants

Napoleon who turns out to be a total sweetheart and helps the techs and crew pack up and move heavy boxes and gear after the show

The after party where Napoleon gets drunk and other models won’t stop flirting with and propositioning him and Illya starts getting really possessive even though he has no actual reason to

Drunk Napoleon getting very flustered and sad because he keeps trying to attract Illya’s attention but Illya hates him

Someone spilling a drink on Napoleon’s clothes and he gets upset because ILLYA MADE THIS FOR HIM and he’ll probably never get to work with him again after this time and getting teary eyed

Somehow Napoleon and Illya ends up being the last people sulking at the party and Illya has to take Napoleon home and dump him in his bed

Napoleon giggling and making jokes because is this the part where you ravish me and Illya just cannot deal

Napoleon waking up the next morning and the clothes he was in are wrinkled beyond hope because Illya didn’t bother to undress him and he hides how upset he really is and thanks Illya and goes to leave

Illya letting him leave and they don’t contact each other but Illya finds himself constantly going through the old photoshoots and the outtakes because Napoleon is so handsome and turned out to be such a sweetheart (even if he is an incorrigible flirt)

And then the time for his next collection comes up and his all his best designs are all made with Napoleon in mind

Gaby thrusting a phone in his hand one day and saying JUST CALL HIM FOR GODS SAKE

And Illya awkwardly phones Napoleon and asks him if he wants to be the face for his next collection.

Gaby catches them kissing in the fitting room two days later and Illya has the cutest blush on his cheeks

Illya’s collection becomes super successful

Napoleon starts to only ever wear Illya’s designs in candids

Sharp eyed fans notice that in some photos he seems to be outright wearing Illya’s clothes

This isn’t quite your prompt, but it’s what happened.

Tony wasn’t sure why he woke up to one James Barnes sitting at his kitchen table, calmly cleaning a gun like he has no where else to be, but there he was and here was Tony, so apparently this was the way today was going to be.  Tony sighed, and made his way to the coffee pot, and found it empty.

Barnes still had yet to even acknowledge Tony’s existence in any way.  Which, you know, whatever.  As long as it didn’t involve a body count, Tony was good with Barnes doing whatever that screwy, long haired head of his wanted.  It was as Tony was scooping the ground coffee beans into the machine that Barnes said, more casual than Tony had ever heard him, “You know, one time Steve got pneumonia because he went to the store for our pregnant neighbor.  No one else was around to go and there was this huge blizzard, so he went.  He almost died.  Did it again the next year for the widow across the hall.”