*texting*
Joe: Hey can you get some Gatorade I'm 3sty.
Ben: You're wh-what?
Joe: I said I'm thirsty.
Ben: That is Not what you said.

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*texting*
Joe: Hey can you get some Gatorade I'm 3sty.
Ben: You're wh-what?
Joe: I said I'm thirsty.
Ben: That is Not what you said.

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Gwilym: This was a succesful trip.
Ben: We lost Joe!
Gwilym: This was a very succesful trip.
Ben: How are you feeling?
Joe: I have a headache that comes and goes.
Gwilym: *enters the room*
Joe: Here it comes.
Gwilym: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?
Ben: Well, we were driving, and there was a deer in the middle of the road that Joe couldn't see, so l shouted "Joe,deer!"
Joe:
Ben: Tell him what you said.
Joe: .."Yes, honey?”
*Joe kisses Ben*
Ben: What is this?
Joe: Affection.
Ben: Disgusting.
Joe:
Ben: Do it again.

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Joe: Hey, where is Ben?
Gwilym: He is small. He's probably under something.
Ben: *walks into the room*
Joe: That's some BIG DICK ENERGY right there.
Joe: You know you can die from that?
Ben: *smoking cigarette* That's the
point.
Gwilym: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.
Rami: *eating raw cookie dough,
nodding*
Gwilym: You obviously have feelings for Joe.
Ben: Yeah, anger.
Joe, drunk: *proudly pointing at Ben* That's my boyfriend, bitches!
Gwilym: He is your husband, Joe.
Joe: MY HUSBAND?! That's even better!

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Joe: So, I heard you have a crush on me?
Ben: What?
Joe: You have a crush on me.
Ben: Joe, we're married.
Joe: I am so chill all the time bro.
Ben: You literally just had a mental
breakdown 5 minutes ago.
Joe: That was the old me.
Joe: *loud sigh*
Ben: What happend?
Joe: YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT ME FOR 30 SECONDS!
Joe: Hey guys, what's another word for stupid?
Ben: Mindless.
Rami: Idiotic.
Allen: Moronic.
Lucy: Unintelligent.
Gwilym: You.
Gwilym: Admit it, Ben, you choose favourites.
Ben: How dare you! I love Joe and non-Joes equally!

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Ben: *falls down the stairs*
Joe: *catches him* I think you just...
Ben:
Joe:
Ben:
Joe: Fell for me.
Ben: Put me down.
Gwilym: So you're in love with Joe?
Ben: Yes! But don't tell him or I'll murder you.
*later*
Gwilym: So you're in love with Ben?
Joe: Yes, but don't tell him or I'll murder you.
*later*
Gwilym: *in the hospital, broken*
Ben and Joe: *making out*
Gwilym: Worth it.