Hardzello Incorrects

Joe: Hey can you get some Gatorade I'm 3sty.

Ben: You're wh-what?

Joe: I said I'm thirsty.

Ben: We lost Joe!

Joe: I have a headache that comes and goes.

Gwilym: *enters the room*

Ben: Well, we were driving, and there was a deer in the middle of the road that Joe couldn't see, so l shouted "Joe,deer!"

Joe:

Ben: Tell him what you said.

Ben: What is this?

Joe: Affection.

Ben: Disgusting.

Joe:

Ben: *smoking cigarette* That's the

point.

Gwilym: *drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.

Rami: *eating raw cookie dough,

Gwilym: He is your husband, Joe.

Ben: What?

Joe: You have a crush on me.

Ben: You literally just had a mental

breakdown 5 minutes ago.

Ben: What happend?

Ben: Mindless.

Rami: Idiotic.

Allen: Moronic.

Lucy: Unintelligent.

Joe: *catches him* I think you just...

Ben:

Joe:

Ben:

Joe: Fell for me.

Ben: Yes! But don't tell him or I'll murder you.

*later*

Gwilym: So you're in love with Ben?

Joe: Yes, but don't tell him or I'll murder you.

*later*

Gwilym: *in the hospital, broken*

Ben and Joe: *making out*