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“The beverages at the function are not name brand. Do not eat the food they don’t give a fuck about you !”
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Fun fact: According to Greek legend there was a famous prostitute who managed to avoid a death sentence by showing the judges her boobs and arguing that it would be a crime against the Gods to destroy something so beautiful.
Before you ask, yes there are paintings of this. And yes, they’re amazing.
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I love history.
Role models tho.
The gay one
No, but this is one of my absolute favorite bits of history!
The courtesan named was named Phryne and she was indeed a renowned beauty, and was indeed was put on trial for a capital crime. And yes, the sum of her defense consisted of her stripping in court (helped by her lover/defendant) and asking the jury (all males) if they were prepared to destroy this.
But this is actually a very interesting case of Values Dissonance - the capital crime she was accused of was blasphemy. In Ancient Greek society, exceptional beauty was a sign of favor from the gods, and they took the idea that beauty indicated goodness with great seriousness. They even called their nobles Kaloi k'Agathoi, “the Beautiful and the Good.”
So by showing off her great physical beauty, Phryne was being very clever indeed, her argument essentially being “How could I possibly commit blasphemy if the gods have given me this body?“
God, I adore history.
”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”
PSA📡"Ladies your panties shouldn’t be dry at the end of the day" - AND I THANK YOU!
Fucked up your pH balance!
WHY ARE GIRLS TAKING VAGINA ADVICE FROM SOMEONE THAT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ONE?!
Because he’s correct. Who cares who says it as long as the info is correct.
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I’m fucking dead
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Him: I’m gonna cum!
Me:
DELETE THIS NOW

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i went on a rant about pussy earlier
edit: sorry for any cissexism