Stay sweet.

raccoons and their… little hands

no emotional object permanence

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

this radiates such chill chaos

if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

it’s like i always say: fuck

In the mood to be hugged for an entire day

queer eye is just “damn bitch, you live like this?” the show

i want them to come to my house and just burn all my shit then prescribe me adderall

I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

I think about this post every day

Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times.

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

a mosquito wrote this