Bees...?

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

oh btw you can never go back and even if you could you wont be that person again XD

big fan of when stuff is the color red

In her infinite wisdom mother nature gave the humble pistol shrimp a delightfully colorful shell and a plasma cannon to destroy its enemies

mother nature did this to samus aran too

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

you're not just misinterpreting the characters, you're misinterpreting the entire story because you're thick in the head. once again i have to bear the burden of having every correct opinion in the world.

professors be like "I'm swamped with grading right now" my brother in christ you made the assignments

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

i don't think the hulk exists due to gamma radiation. i think getting 7 PhDs just does that to you

i loooove toxic and codependent relationships in fiction. they are so narratively juicy. if they don’t even warp and mangle each other to the point they create a single, fucked up entity then what’s the point.