Bechloe.

so a week into pride month & two women were beaten by a group of men for refusing to kiss in front of them so if one more gay/bi man says wlw being sexualized by men is a privilege or “not as bad” i will clock them in the jaw

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

CARSON

My dad: Its about two days away, strap in kids.

In Texas if you wanna see your extended family you better buckle in for a 6 hour drive at a minimum

Who took these photos of me attacking my girlfriend?? @idafvrom

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

SHE STOPPED THAT SONG DEAD I AM SCREAMING