i am bommer so i am cute

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

blorbonic plague

is it possible to learn this power?

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call li si i have a new crime to add to the law books

World Heritage Post

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!