There is no God and we are his prophets.

hey if you want to you can go follow me at my new blog. this phone is probably gonna go away in like a month or two so i’ll be at the new blog after i can’t access this one anymore

hey if you want to you can go follow me at my new blog. this phone is probably gonna go away in like a month or two so i’ll be at the new blog after i can’t access this one anymore

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

oh

100% stealth

I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!

@i-am-your-northern-star

I need the whales