Making bowl cuts fashionable again

When @shunsuisuggestions visited me, I greeted him, thusly:

The chair is a special chair, made especially for me, to mute certain aspects of my power.

Ask @mayurisuggestions about the chair. Apparently, it was his design. 

There is nothing that would entertain me more than to see what new torture devices @uraharasuggestions‘ favorite little pet might have up his sleeve.

You seem particularly pleased by this development. 

I can’t say that I share your enthusiasm.

@hirakosuggestions and everyone else – my most generous Nanao-chan has agreed to a party!!! Anyone happen to have suggestions for a cake shop?

First and foremost, I would be most surprised if @shunsuisuggestions (or, perhaps, more accurately @nanaosuggestions) allowed four members of my former army to attend a Captain’s Meeting inside the Seireitei, which is literally surrounded by a barrier to KEEP OUT Hollows (among other less desirable elements.)

But, perhaps they will allow it. The Gotei 13 has been known to do far stupider things.

Second point: If you’re having a party for the month of August, you would do well to remember these other comrades’ birthdays:

August 1: @hiyorisuggestions and, thusly, also Kubikiri Orochi.

August 2: @isanesuggestions and Itegumo.

August 14: @shuuheisuggestions and Kazeshini.

August 31 @renjisuggestions and Zabimaru.

And frankly, stupid or not (though I am a foolish old man, thanks for noting that, Sousuke-kun), captain meetings are… really boring. I wouldn’t subject anyone else to that unless necessary.

On the other hand, though, I don’t see why anyone should be excluded from a good party, if it’s just a matter of venue! Although this is the point where I turn things over to @nanaosuggestions, since Nanao-chan has repeatedly banned me from even thinking about planning anything without her around – I’m not entirely sure why, but I think “excessive budget skew towards sake” featured somewhere in her lectures?

I did _not_, though not for the reasons you might suspect.  

As I’m sure you are well aware, @uraharasuggestions‘s birthday falls on December 31 and @yoruichisuggestions‘s is January 1. So, in a sense they are both New Year’s babies.

New Year’s was a particularly busy time in the Fifth Division, as it is everywhere. @hirakosuggestions often organized mochi pounding activities and group visits to various temples around the Seireitei to ring bells and such like. He also, I suspect for reasons of never trusting me, tended to send me around the Gotei delivering all of the Division’s New Year’s postcards. 

Thus, I never had the opportunity to bring either of them birthday cakes and/or presents.

To be perfectly honest, even if I had had the time, I preferred to keep my distance from the Onmitsukidō. 

// @ururusuggestions @presumenothing @aizensamasuggestions @bazz-bsuggestions @uraharasuggestions @hirakosuggestions @shunsuisuggestions @jushirosuggestions @grimmjow-suggestions @harribel-suggestions and any others along with followers.

Its come to my attention that people have sent replies or mentioned me and im not responding, for that im horribly sorry.

Now I figured its time for a proper post on the situation, I am a mobile user so I don’t actually see ANY notifications for this side blog now, so this requires me to check my activity and scroll through my main blog.

Officially don’t worry now I will be checking my activity twice a day (once at the beginning and once at the end) and hopefully replying to anyone who mentioned/tagged/commented/etc. Starrk or lilynette in something.

If I don’t see it Don’t be afraid to message me if I missed you or something else because im new to the community and constantly looking to interact with anyone who wants to!

Lastly if possible I’d love to spread this post around a bit so its going to be tagged along with my rules. I really don’t want anyone feeling left out or anything of the sort.

This may surprise you, Anon, but yes.