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@nanaosuggestions
May I suggest tea?
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If that is what you wish, I would be more than happy to oblige~
Well, get back to me when you've managed to get the keys from Captain-Commander Kyouraku's heart without killing him.
No. The keys will stay where they are.
somewhere, even now, in springÂ
or, 5k words pieced together from the bleach fic i started writing in 2016 and never quite finished for⌠a whole host of reasons. still, i like the parts i did end up writing enough to dust them off enough to post, even if itâs not quite like what i originally pictured it to be.
(this fic also owes its entire existence to my amazing co-conspirators in the bleach suggestions community, especially @nanaosuggestions and @jushirosuggestions â we might be scattered on the four winds of fandom now, but i canât overstate how much i enjoyed our time together, and i dearly hope youâre all keeping well in these times!! with love from your occasional captain-commander âĄ)
ooc: alright so itâs embarrassing as heck reblogging this here because Iâm not quite as brazen as Shunsui but this really was inspired by the community so I wanted to put it here, regardless of the fact that itâs about⌠four years late in the completion. aha.Â
(the procrastination is one thing we do have in common, alas.)
OOC: I am still alive and ya know, surviving right now. Iâm super excited to read this though!! xoxo
Happy Birthday Nanao Ise!
Yes! Happy birthday, First Lieutenant!
Thank you for your kind wish. I assure you I am staying safe, happy, and healthy this birthday!
Do you think you're mean?
Do I think Iâm--?
*takes deep breath.*
I see that I have come out of one of my long sleeps in Muken to a series of questions that seem purposefully designed to give me a migraine.Â
@nanaosuggestions are you curating these on purpose in order to attempt to break my spirit?
Anonymous, let me explain something to you in the simplest possible terms: I believe that my actions have all been for the good of the Soul Society.Â
Have you seen the Soul King? Do you really, truly believe that ANY society that has an execution grounds at itâs core, at itâs very center, is a good place? Have you never wondered why the ground in front of the Sokyoku is barren? Could it be that so many have been executed by the state that no grass can grow there? And what could cause a society to need to execute that many people?
Do I wake up in the morning and say to myself, âWow, Sousuke, that as terrible thing you did. You are a terrible person, You should be ashamed of yourself!âÂ
NO.
If I say anything to myself in the morning with regret, it is this: âWHY did you not let @tousensuggestions kill that miserable shopkeeper when you had the chance?âÂ
I have never once regretted being âmean.â
And, yes, that includes the moment I stabbed @hinamorisuggestions through the heart.
I wouldnât say that Iâm not not attempting to break your spirit.
We all have to do our part to keep order.Â

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So remember that time you exposed your chest to show how the hogyoku was embedded inside you during the battle? Can you uh, do that more often? You don't have to be in battle either. đ
https://www.deviantart.com/kayshasiemens/art/Aizen-190699169
I would just like it noted that this is, in fact, not an approved way to wear your uniform. Please consult your handbook for more information.Â
Hotness Chart: I
@orihimesuggestions (Orihime Inoue)
Cute, definitely. Apparently, once attempted to pass herself off as a 12th Division soldier, which is pretty ballsy.  Has fairies, which I have to approve of for⌠reasons.  Definitely above average, maybe a 7.6? Never sure about ladies.
@ibasuggestions (Tetsuzaemon Iba)
A former member of the 11th, tattooed!  Very manly!  mmmm, but thereâs that TINY issue of thatâŚ. zanpakutĹ. Letâs just say I like mine a little bigger!  4
@nanaosuggestionsâ (Nanao Ise)
Very business-like, looks dangerous⌠good hair. Nice complexion, almost Kuchiki like.  Easy 8.2Â
@gin-suggestions (Gin Ichimaru_)
A creepy one, certainly, but that never puts me off.  Very long fingers⌠but another tiny zanpakutĹ, though I understand Shino can expand infinitely. I mean, as long as it can deliver in the end, I say! 8
@ryukensuggestions (Ryuken Ishida)
I donât now this person, but he looks⌠fierce and intense and serious. Not my type, plus is apparently some kind of Quincy daddy. SO not my scene. 5
@uryuslefthandsuggestions
?? Â 3 Although I guess, left hand? Okay 5
I..err...hmm. Iâm not sure how to respond to this. Thank you?
Although @shunsuisuggestions insists I am at least an 11 but I donât listen to himÂ
What did you get for Valentine's day?
As you know, @nanaosuggestions no longer allows me my fan mail.Â
However, I suspect there are a large number of the usualâflowers, chocolates, notes describing incredibly explicit adventures.
My âbetrayalâ or imprisonment doesnât seem to have affected the sheer volume of Valentineâs that I receive. Iâm not quite sure what that means about the average shinigami woman.Â
Perhaps they see me as a âbad boy.â
Someone that only their love can transform.
*shakes head*
I do wish that @shunsuisuggestions would allow the occasional care package through, however. I canât remember the last time I tasted tea.
You suspect correctly. To be quite frank it is quite the thorn in my side. Judging from popular literature, you are also correct about the âbad boyâ thing as well. Most unfortunate.
And no, @shunsuisuggestions will not be allowing anything through. You will just have enjoy the memory of tea. Savor it.
There was another classic of Lisa-donoâs oeuvre in the same box â what extraordinary luck! A work that did remarkably well in Soul Society, although I feel the complex political dimension of this novel at the time was largely underappreciated. Oddly prophetic in some ways, the plot revolves around the construction of four giant spires at each corner of the most densely populated stretch of an unnamed city. The organisation that has commissioned the towers covertly wishes to use these sinister constructions for unsanctioned intelligence purposes. Wily engineer Kousuke Uramae must disguise himself as a construction worker to infiltrate the building site and install counter-intelligence measures of his own. Project supervisor âBossâ Shuraku and the secretive Kousuke each contrive to keep a keen eye on the other, but who is deceiving whom as to his true motivesâŚ?Â
IâŚ
ThisâŚ
Oh dear.
#I will put this in my to-be-not-read pile
Alas! Does this mean Ise-dono wishes to return her purchase? I regret to say we may not be able to refund a purchase dating from 1972 as we maintain a 14-day return policy, but perhaps we can arrange to resell the item for you if a buyer is available?
@nanaosuggestions
Ahem, you do keep very thorough records in that shop of yours. I commend you for that.
Iâll, err, keep my purchase thank you. But of course I have never read it and only kept it for research purposes. Yes, thatâs it.
There was another classic of Lisa-donoâs oeuvre in the same box â what extraordinary luck! A work that did remarkably well in Soul Society, although I feel the complex political dimension of this novel at the time was largely underappreciated. Oddly prophetic in some ways, the plot revolves around the construction of four giant spires at each corner of the most densely populated stretch of an unnamed city. The organisation that has commissioned the towers covertly wishes to use these sinister constructions for unsanctioned intelligence purposes. Wily engineer Kousuke Uramae must disguise himself as a construction worker to infiltrate the building site and install counter-intelligence measures of his own. Project supervisor âBossâ Shuraku and the secretive Kousuke each contrive to keep a keen eye on the other, but who is deceiving whom as to his true motivesâŚ?Â
I...
This...
Oh dear.

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Try to figure out how @hitsugayasuggestions keeps managing to complete all his paperwork on time.
Hereâs a hint: @hitsugayasuggestions doesnât look at his paperwork, find the one bottle of sake heâs managed to keep hidden from his long-suffering lieutenant, and then drink it instead of actually doing his paperwork.
And Iâm sure he certainly doesnât wake up the next day and declare that the âmagic paperwork fairy has blessed him once again.â
Nobody cares about calligraphy! Aizen is a potential cash cow, why would you waste his talent away? With a cooking channel, heâll attract millions of people and since heâs in prison, youâll get all the ad revenue!
The increased ad revenue would not be greater than the cost to try and contain the chaos from letting Aizen out into the world more than necessary. He thrives in chaos and destruction. Thatâs a headache I donât need. Iâve got plenty as it is.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how out of hand do you think the Aizen fan club getting? First it was just tea shipments...
11? I am not suprised though. Aizen has always attracted attention from a large number of people. When he was trying to keep the ruse of being a respectable member of society, it wasnât so bad, but there were some people whoâs devotion bordered on fanaticism. It appears that even being outed as a truly horrible person hasnât changed this. It makes no sense, but there it is.
Can we make aizen soul king for a day, please think of the paperwork
The thrill of paperwork aside, I have dealt with enough homocidal megalomaniacs to last a lifetime. And my lifetime is very long.  @aizensamasuggestions will stay in the Muken where he belongs. Perhaps he could start a newsletter instead?
We want Aizen to have this own cooking channel on YouTube, where he cooks stuff with the power of his mind.
Iâm sorry, but that is impossible. We seem to be forgetting that Aizen is A PRISONER. While he is allowed certain things so as to be humane, certainly a cooking show and Youtube channel would be liberties that @aizensamasuggestions should not be allowed.Â
Iâm sure @shunsuisuggestions will second this.

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Nanao, what makes you happiest? Does it involve stationery?
A number of things make me happy. New books. The smell of a fresh autumn day. Rules. Keeping order in the Seireitei. And yes, sometimes beautiful letterhead on my paper work.Â
But you know what makes me most happy?
When I come into the office to find that @shunsuisuggestions has voluntarily done all of his assigned tasks and paperwork. It doesnât happen often, but when it does? Bliss.
âŚâŚâŚI donât suppose you have any idea when this was taken, @jushirosuggestions?
Yesterday, @shunsuisuggestions.
This was yesterday.
#you were a bit tipsy #and iâd just seen an especially beautiful bird #or possibly it was an especially delicious looking piece of cake? #i canât recall #i encountered both yesterday and was equally thrilled in both situations#
âŚâŚâŚyouâre right, this probably describes a fair bit of situations between the two of us.Â
At least that explains why I was dreaming of a cake full of birds last night â I mean, other than all the party talk, of course, but I generally do prefer my cakes not to burst out into a whole flock of cheeping havoc the second you cut into them. Still doesnât explain how @yushirosuggestions got his hands on a photo, though?
Iâm surprised, Kyoraku-san! My family had been heading the onmitsukido for millennia! It would an embarrassment for me to not be able to take a picture without anyone noticing
#it wasnt very hard anyway #its not like it takes very long #and anyway #i have a lot of practice #i scrapbook n my free time actually! #please dont ask to see my scrapbooks #i need them for blackmailing purposes you see #so i cant just show them to anyone
Really? Weeeeeeellllll, I donât suppose you have another photo or two of me and @jushirosuggestions that you wouldnât mind sharing?Â
(Or me and @nanaosuggestions, of course â Iâve been meaning to put one on the division recruitment poster but Nanao-chanâs always so reluctant to have her picture taken.)
You see me all the time sir. I donât think you need a picture of me. And I really think we should be emphasizing all the important roles the 1st Division has on our recruitment poster. But alas, you seem to constantly overrule me.