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anti-lifter logic
anti-lifters: lmao how stupid are you you're just one person you can't affect anything you can't take down capitalism lololol
also anti-lifters: you're costing people their jobs and their lives and some kid probably just got MURDERED because of you look at how much you affect other people
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Small VS lift
VS: Lace bra- 34.50 Lace panties-14.50
Total-49$
✨”welcome to the world” haul✨
my friend wanted to try lifting, so i showed her the ropes at my new favorite spot. she saved $46 in her first go! ~jane
t@rget
yes to tomatoes wipes: $4.30
yes to tomatoes moisturizer: $10.85
necklace: $16.99
tsum tsum: $4.95
eyebrow crayon: $11.99
kombucha (not pictured): $3.95
saved: $53.13✨
That’s so sweet!
Haul from khols
Total:$47!!(for a mf bra and beauty blenders)
No, your haul is not a "small haul."
But by reveling in the idea of such, you are increasing your odds of being caught. “$714 but just a small haul. :)” It’s not impressive to go in with that mentality, you should understand the amount of impact just TWO products missing has over one, or even one product before two. This is fucking illegal. It may not be a lot of makeup for you, but it is a lot of anger for the people who would LOVE TO THROW YOU IN PRISON.
Reblogging their anger is pretty scary I’d hate to see what they’d say if you actually hurt them
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I am so jealous of the Americans. You all have a buffet of stores and I’m not sure you even appreciate it. I drool looking at the long list of stores on hauls I’ve never heard of that gifted you items I could only ever dream of having.
I know they got a gold mine over there and were stuck with the standard :(
“Thanks for helping us make 1.67 BILLION last year! You’re fired!”
I guess nothing we lifted last year even made a dent! 1.67 Billion!!!?? Wow!
Shoplifters don’t take your jobs. CEOs take your jobs.
We just gotta lift harder this year guys and gals
Shoplifting doesn’t hurt workers
My friend bought me a hot drink yall already know Im finna make a magic cup
Yessssss 😍😍
So I met a guy through lifting
I haven’t lifted in a while and was passing by a store that I used to love lifting from. I randomly decided to go in and see if there was anything I wanted, while I was looking around this really cute SA comes up and asks if I need any help. I said the usual “no thanks Im just looking around” but he still insisted on helping. He started a conversation and we were talking then asked for my number, & we’ve been hanging out like every day since. I didn’t end up lifting from there but I wasn’t even mad because he is so fucking cute. We went on a date the other day and he is literal perfection 😭 Shoutout to lifting for helping me meet my dream man lmfao
lowkey wish that would happen to me lol. congrats!!
I’ve met so many nice and cute workers! This story makes my day it’s so cute!
10/10 CONCEALING METHOD!!! ok so this one is for malls that have food courts (so like every mall). so first you’re going to go to auntie anns or some other food placeand ask for a bag like this. this is PERFECT for lush because you don’t have to use their bags and you don’t have to get your purse dirty!! basically, you just carry the item and drop it in the bag, pretty self explanatory..but if an SA catches you mid conceal you can just grab a piece of food out of your bag. literally fool proof.
how are y'all sleeping on this
oh my god the idea to take food out of your bag after concealing is genius
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I like to lurk on the Reddit shoplifting forum and someone mentioned a genius method for fitting rooms.
So I don’t know about you guys, but my favorite thing in the whole world are fitting rooms. I am just not very good at on floor concealing and when a store has a fitting room, I feel invincible. It only sucks when they count of course.
But even then there is always that risk of still getting caught if there is enough LP. I’m always worried about them knowing how much I took and noticing the number is off. Sometimes I’m sloppy and leave hangers.
And it’s so simple: have an accomplice go into the dressing room immediately after you use it. Unless there are cameras in the mirrors, the LP are just waiting to check the dressing room after you exit it, but if you have someone who you “don’t know” enter the dressing room immediately after you use it, LP will have lost control of the situation and you are free to leave no matter what. I’m just so excited to try this with my lifting partner. I’ll finally be able to enter the Kohl’s dressing room loaded with even more makeup and clothes and not feel scared while leaving. Hope this helps you guys.
OMG WHY HAD I NEVER USED THE FITTING ROOM METHOD BEFORE!
I’M SCreaMING. I JUST STOLE THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF NICE CLOTHES. I GOT MY HOOK TO WORK AT A STORE. A SWEATER, THREE BLOUSES, SHORTS, AND THREE BROOCHES.
GUYS.
I NABBED EXPENSIVE OLD LADY STUFF. IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED.
I’m going to look so rich! !!!
Yasss queen !
So are all liftblogs fake??
Yas of course. We’re not real criminals, yo! Lifting is a crime. I actually bought $800 worth of clothing!! I’m a straight C student you think I wanna mess up my education by going to jail lifting make up from Sephora? Oh you. Such a jokester.
Lol
Best response.
Shoplifting fandom? No, no, dear. FREE SHIT fandom. 👍
The “I feel like a mermaid IRL” haul
N0rd$t0rm:
Black-pink floral off the shoulder top = $20
Olive green tank = $10
Green crop top = $10
Savina Sparking Water nail polish = $4
O.P.I. Jade is the New Black : $8
Too Faced Cat Eyes eyeshawdow & liner = $15
U1t@:
O.P.I Kyoto Pearl = $10
O.P.I. Humidi-Tea = $10
O.P.I. Lucky Lucky Lavendar = $10
China Glaze Too Much of a Good Fling = $7
Too Faced Love Light highlighter = $30
Tocca Colette perfume = $72
H066y L066y:
Gemstone coasters = $15
Gold rimmed letter jewerly holder = $5
$3ph0r@:
Anastasia Beverly Hills Bordeaux lip gloss = $16
Anastasia Beverly Hills Sarafine Liquid lipstick = $20
Anastasia Beverly Hills Pastel Pink lip gloss = $16
Anastasia Beverly Hills Contour Kit (Light to Medium) = $40
tarte Rainforest of the Sea Quench Lip Rescue nude = $19
tarte Rainforest of the Sea Quench Lip Rescue berry = $19
tarte Rainforest of the Sea Color Splash Lipstick salt lyfe = $21
Other:
Billabong Mermaid for Life tank: $25
Grocery Store:
Covergirl Pressed Powder = $6
Covergirl Finishing Powder = $6
Hairspray = $5
Total $418.72
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So guys this my Labor Day haul! I’m probably going to make this into a tips & haul page!
Forever 21 Sunglasses $5.90 Necklace $3.90
Urban Outfitters Milk Highlighter $24 Nail Polish x2 $5 Matte Nail Polish $6 Bubble Pore Pack $26 Coffee Body Scrub $24 Wetseal Elements Bracelet $4.95 Chocker $4.95
Typo Magnets x5 $4.99
Sephora Anastasia Lip Gloss $16 Kat Von D LipGloss $20 Dip Brow Pomade $18 Brow Powder Duo $23
Pink Sweatbands x2 $7.95 Case $26 Makeup $10 Roll On Perfume x2 $18 Body Mists x3 $10 Socks x2 $12.95 Undie $14.50 Pink Body Suit $28.95
Total w/ Taxes: $440.86
Crying bc the pics are beautiful but the account is gone
Great technique to hide clothing and gain space in your bag !
This is also a good technique for bringing stolen items into your home without suspicion. And also, if you have a car, having one or several of these stored in there means quick and tidy outfit changes while you’re out lifting. It’s a neat and non-suspect way to house several disguises while on the go.
