Ask Will and Nico

"Selfie" of me and my gorgeous Prince of Darkness ;) - Will

i dont think this is how youre meant to upload a profile picture - nico

which explains why some younger campers have been drawing will as a mermaid and me as a siren - the modern interpretation of one obv. nothing as cool as the siren art in the rome expansion pack of mythomagic, but it's... cool.

he only asks bc he wishes we were anywhere else. - nico

By "anywhere else" he means "anywhere aside from Cabin Eleven babysitting children who are at high risk of incapacitation and/or death due to reckless thievery-slash-gambling."

Because. Because!

Neeks and I are staying at Camp and hosting some event for the kids. Actually, it's more like Chiron left Nico in charge (correctly predicting we were planning to leave for Valentines, mind you) and I obviously wanted to stay and help. - Will

worry not. i didnt give will any shifts in the infirmary today. - nico

Strangely enough, the fact that my siblings are in charge worries me more. - Will

yeah yeah whatever. anyway i have to go get piper for something so stay here with the kids - nico

And by interesting he means SUEPR AWESOME - Will

and by super awesome he means hes been taking me on a whirlwind trip all over this gods forsaken country without using our... usual travel methods. its been torture - nico

A good thing, clearly. Seriously, y'all should've seen the look on his face when I showed him momma's old beat up truck with our bags already packed. He was, like, blushin' and stuff!!! I saw it with my own two eyes!!! - Will

you are. a liar - nico

I SAW IT HAPPEN anyway we just stopped by a little motel for the night but we're out in Indiana now I think? - Will

what. what are we doing here whats indiana even known for - nico

I have no clue BUT there's a great hiking spot around here, spotted it in a brochure - Will

great. more hiking. yay. - nico

Quit bein' a baby, I know you love the nature shit! - Will

correction: i enjoy the nature shit. - nico

What does that even. Okay. See, "bloggers," how absolutely difficult it is to appease this man? No birthday plans will satisfy him! - Will

hey i didnt say that. i was just teasing. - nico

So you, like... you're enjoying the week-long birthday trip then? - Will

yeah its. i mean its really nice getting to go out and see the world and have you here with me. gods thats corny. ugh ew. but i guess its one of those things where id never even considering doing it alone, so. im really glad you dragged me out here - nico

That's... actually really sweet, Neeks. I love you :) - Will

yeha yeah whatever

Guess who just got kissed CRAZY STYLE?!!!!!!

yeah tell the whole world why dont you

I WILL!!!

will.

HE KISSED ME CRAAAzY STYLE

william andrew solace.

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You and Nico have something in common, at least - Will

as if you've had literally any sleep for the past week - nico

Well. Look. It's not my fault they snuck fireworks in and almost got themselves killed. The Visions aren't even up to me! - Will

look, "mangocatastrophe." i don't care what your sleep schedule is. nobody cares. as long as you don't rot in bed all day then literally what is the issue. youll be fine, i swear - nico

Why're you being such a grump today :( - Will

Coffee's the only thing that wakes me up in the morning (aside from The Visions) and Nico is into tea only because he is a pretentious Italian :) Oh, I'm sorry - a pretentious Venetian. No more death stare please - Will

forgiven. i like elderberry. will likes his coffee deadly. literally anything as long as it has, like, six shots of espresso. - nico

Six, or... seven? - Will

That's real nice of you to say! Your brother must really like medical facts. Or funerary rites - Will

you and your brother both have a ways to go before dying. - nico

That's his way of saying "Thanks for letting us know, 'imminentchaos'!" - Will

ὄναιο. expect a good night's sleep tonight. - nico

ancient greeks place coins under the tongues of dead bodies so their souls can bring the coin with them to the underworld and pay charon, the ferryman. otherwise the dead cant cross over the styx. i dont think most of us get to do this nowadays because a lot of us just. arent able to save the bodies for the funeral - nico

And also because most people don't believe in Ancient Greek rites. Right? - Will

He is a grump in the morning! Isn't that cute? Anyway he's hating because I won't stop singing and it makes him bluuuuush - Will

no. shut. the fuck up. - nico

Oh you think it's sooo sweet that I'm dedicatin' these songs to you. SHE WAS LIKE COME HERE BOY I WANNA DANCE!! 'FORE I SAID A WORD SHE WAS TAKIN' MY HANDDD

i will. kill you. iughsjgstop. - nico

SPINNIN' IN THE HEADLIGHTS SHE GAVE MEEE A GOODNIGHTT KISSSSS - Will

what in the hades is "solangelo" - nico

I think that's meant to be us, Neeks - Will

and fanart is. art by fans im assuming - nico

Right you are - Will

we. what. have people drawn us? why would people be fans of two random strangers on the internet? ?? not mad im just. confused? - nico

im not posting anything because security reasons but i took this one just now and honestly i'm impressed. this is probably the clearest photo anyone has ever captured inside camp.

nope, our camp is year-round, baby! will told me to type that if u couldnt tell. anyway yeah we're here all year. well some campers stay the whole year anyway. most of everyone is off at home doing school probably. actually now that its winter we're expecting some campers to come join us again. or for new campers to find us. or for us to find them. gods know they need it and tbh so do we

camp never really ends; if it did it probably means we lost a war and we're all dead or something. i promise thats way funnier if ur in on the joke. we're not in a military camp or anything. well technically. actually no ive seen an actual military camp its. definitely different from whatever our camp has going on. anyway yeah bad sign if camp ever closes so pray to every god up there it never happens.