#i know.

go on, give me a smile!

extra:

after 24 hours of diligently staring at two very large very stylish serial killers who may or may not be bats, you've come to the conclusion that......!

...you have no idea where to even begin.

fortunately, the results of your decision have (much to your surprise, and admittedly temporary relief) NOT actually resulted in your immediate expulsion from the world of the living!

because your subjects are mad for a very different, very specific, very slightly unrelated reason.

as it turns out, this was NEVER a poll about discovering who's infiltrating the bazaar- mr veils, whichever figure it may be, couldn't care less even if it wanted to try. no. it was instead far more occupied with one very important, very simple question;

who can pull off the outfit better?

its impersonator- whether by nature, or by sheer commitment to the bit- was similarly enthralled by this truly unparalleled conundrum. they were both eagerly anticipating a landslide victory in the bat authenticity elections. your indecisiveness has made both of them very very inconvenienced, and very very angry.

there is only one way to defuse the anger of the vake (and the vake's extremely committed doppelganger);

deciding which bat (or homunculus pretending to be a bat) is a huge cutie pie!!!!!!!

you have been generously donated (or punished with, some might say) another 24 hours to compliment your figure of choice and decide, once and for all, who's the real fake bat here.

but your subjects- dastardly as they are- won't make things easy for you in this surprise final round. they've shuffled themselves, locked hands, and tampered with their labels*, making it impossible to tell which bat used to be which! you'll have to rely solely on your eyes to solve this new dilemma. and figure out which bat is objectively more cute. that's still an important factor, don't forget.

*oh, and they obviously killed someone to get the "paint" for said tampering, but that's fineeee. everything is fineeeeeeee. what's a little murder between hunter and hunted??

now, pick your final vote carefully...

I've had this ask saved for so long 😭 I had so many drawing ideas for it... but found myself too exhausted to put them into practice for now.

So I decided to take the opportunity and show my headcanons for the main six! I'm so scared haha please know that these are my opinions and most of the time I'm following an idea in my head... Still, if I got any flag wrong or it seems technically inconsistent, let me know!

Now, about the ships: I am a multishipper and I'm quite flexible! These are just the ones that come to mind:

I like... Twibra, Twixie, Flashlight, Twiset, Twijack and Twilight x Starlight dunno the ship name

Raridash, Rarijack, Rarity x Coco and Rarity x Luna ESPECIALLY NIGHTMARE MOON ahem

Flutterdash, Flutterjack, Fluttershy x Rarity and Fluttershy x Tree Hugger

Soarindash They were my childhood, okay? Lightning x Rainbow, Twidash and Rainbow x Dumbbell

Cheesepie, Skystar x Pinkie, Rutherford x Pinkie, Twipie and Pinkie x Gilda

Friends, if you are hankering for a found footage horror-style take on Dracula, please know that Dracula: 2004 is trying to make that happen for you. Dracula: 2004 is a podcast to be set a heartbeat after the turn of the century with our favorite vampire targets/slayers brought into the 21st century along with the bat bastard himself. This is the podcast that is trying to make the very specific nightmare of 'Jonathan Harker in a modern age with a phone that can't call for help and all the tech he has thwarted/upset by Castle Dracula and its host' come true.

As of this post, they only have a fraction of their funds donated and just over 20 days left to close the gap:

This, when Dracula Season 2025 is right around the corner. I've seen the posts popping up. We're ready for more Draculas that Attackula.

We made a miracle happen for @theholmwoodfoundation and they're starting to wrap things up for season 1!

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