How do you milk a strawberry

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

i really like when sites let you customize your own page with html and css but unfortunately many people should not be given this power. why are you using pale yellow font on a white background. i'll kill you.

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

"buying anime figures is risky cause what if toys are alive" is hysterical in the context of toy story but it's also equally funny in the context of deltarune. You're just gonna let nagito into your dark world

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID