ironic yolo

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

me when i cant find my cat: where is my child

This guy is a fucking loser I can’t.

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

@cardozzza

I love the mental image that tag creates

horror movies bfs are always like: youve been so mean/distant since your mom died yesterday, whats up with that?

Why is it inappropriate?

good mushroom spots are so few and far between. if too many people know of it, someone else will get to it before you do! finding a good spot is kept as a secret within a family so that you can ensure you manage to get some tasty chantarelles during mushroom season :) ASKING for someone’s spots is a social faux pas because you’re asking them to give up their mushrooms for you. lots of people in sweden take mushroom season really seriously!!!

I did not know that

i cant believe its real life fae rules

literally lying in bed thinking about how funny it was that the principal from matilda didnt get arrested or anything, surely hundreds of faculty members and parents saw her doing war crimes to babies and everyone was like 🤷‍♀️ “well you know how public school is”