Ur Cruisin' For A Bruisin'

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

what mouse walks on two legs

mickey

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

donald

no, all of them.

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

It'll hold a vigil in its honour

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture