I Prayed to Zoamelgustar for Bottom Surgery!

The villainess is NOT a shut-in, a NEET or a hikikomori (you weeb)! I was sealed away by the heroes of old because they couldn't defeat me for good, understand? SEALED AWAY! It happens to villains all the time, especially the really powerful ones. That's right, it's a sign of just how fearsome I am! I've been imprisoned here, spreading my evil influence through the barrier and gathering strength for my return, like any proper sealed villain. Yes, that's what the computer is for and where the takeout boxes came from. Now go away, I won't leave my room until you uhhhh collect the four crystals or something

Would the villainess like us to order some takeout while waiting for someone to complete her quest?

Yes please ^_^ Go forth my warriors of evil and bring me a sacrifice of kung pao chicken!

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*