What even is that

weirdest thing about videogames is finding new clothing/armor for your character on dead NPCs like “its such a shame greg died but thank god his pants are just my size”

It’s such a shame this spider died. Good thing he was carrying pants, a helmet, and a sword.

“This wolf had five dollars!”

He looks so proud of it

I’m making flan for the first time and I’m so scared it’s going to turn out bad

there should be a german word for that ambiguous fear of trying a new recipe and not knowing how it will end

The only word close to that right now is stress

not specific enough. we should invent a word. let’s see what should we use as a root. hmm i suggest the prefix -noia from paranoia 

Sounds good but what would the suffix be?

Oh my god you are the smartest person I know

That’s really unfortunate

“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”

i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

thanks babe

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.

this post is especially good when read as a haiku

I love these so much

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did you post this with the intention of making us all stop and actually read this in our minds in that voice

i posted this with the intention of putting you in the god damn dirt

@sassy-dad

reblog for the blessed 100k

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”