Stream Pea Green Boat on Spotify

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

“sigh…. this extremely hot water will have to do”

superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.

there are just some people you will meet in life that have a tendency to make an appearance in everything. all that you see, touch, smell, hear. they make a home in your heart and it alters the way you perceive what surrounds you. forever. i can't even remember my life before i met a few certain people. they've added so much character and color. isn't that special? the way just one person's view on life can completely alter your own? but the most beautiful part of all is that you are constantly on display for someone. you may not realize it, but when that song plays in the car, they think of you. when they pass your favorite restaurant, they think of you... you can be found in the petals of your favorite flower and in the humor of your favorite film. don't you write and daydream about people you love? well they do the same for you too. as they are everywhere, so are you.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

He also used to just make actual shotacon hentai

I’m sorry to everyone who is finding out how bad dragonmaid and its creator are from this post but also I am not

i love crossing the street in front of cars where i can see the driver is visibly annoyed because like. are you mad at me? am i making you mad? are you upset? are you gonna kill me about it? gonna vehicular manslaughter me? gonna split my head open like a watermelon with that big strong manly truck? are you mad at me?

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

Say what you want about the Cruella movie but that scene when Estella sews moth eggs to a dress so the moths will eat the Baroness's fashion line is iconic af

Babygirl you look like you have every bone in your whole body

guy who explodes into blood and viscera to escape uncomfortable situations

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist

sayіng “first of aII” without having a second thought

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

World Heritage Post

like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats