Love Sick Love Doctor

date idea: u come over and nap with me

lowkey think about kissing you all the time

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

can you just run your fingers through my hair until i fall asleep pls ok thanks

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

do i want a gf? yes. will i ever have a gf? probably not. will i continue to daydream about the concept? absolutely.

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

I’m tired and I want to snuggle and sleep but I also want to have sex for like three hours

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

i’m just tryna cuddle and go on cute lunch dates and build forts to watch movies under, man