Das Geheimnis des Lebens

*forgets to message back* *forgets to check notifications* *forgets to look through bookmarks* *forgets to check reminders* *forgets to check out [insert content] that i said i would* *forgets to take my phone off do not disturb* *forgets to

Someone print this post out and nail it to Jeff Bezos’ door like the 99 Theses

The U.S. in a gif series.

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

“…immature people can still be very responsible.” Congrats, dude! Makes total sense!

I’m only slightly crying.

I’m completely crying.

I haven’t seen this in a while, but it gets me still.

removing yourself from toxic situations is lonely. removing toxic friends and family members from your life is lonely. learning to be without the people, or outside of the environment you were in for so long–somewhere that might’ve been unsafe or made you unhappy but was still familiar–is lonely. but it isn’t supposed to be easy. you have to choose yourself and you’ll regret it sometimes because you’ve never felt this alone, and yet it’s the right thing to do. learn to be happy with your own company, learn to support yourself the way you wish others would. there’s nothing others can give you that you cannot eventually give yourself.

ALRIGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR MS KAMALA HARRIS FIRST FEMALE VICE PRESIDENT

all I want is to have deep conversations and mind blowing sex with the woman I love

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

“ASHASHASHOWATSHAASHHASHOWSHAHSHWOSGAHWHSHAWATTOSHAGWSHA”