Stoned Stone Butch

They should invent a type of flirting where I can tell when it’s happening

it is almost sundress season. stay strong my brothers.

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REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!

IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS

It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

subtle intimacy is so soft. knowing someone’s routine and slowly becoming a part of it. memorising favourite teas and soups and drink orders. good morning and good night texts and messy paragraphs of love written half asleep. nicknames only you know. just small things that say “look how dear you are to me.”

Doesn't it blow your mind that there are people out there who just, like....aren't depressed lmao.

the reporting system on tumblr is genuinely awful. why does it take this much extra time to report hate speech again?

you can report something as sexually explicit in 2 seconds with no burden of proof. if you want to report hate speech you have to go into a submenu and then explain *twice* why it counts as hate speech. you have necessarily created a system where people can easily mass report trans women's selfies as being sexually explicit while at the same time making it incredibly difficult and tedious to report users for calling black people slurs.

i genuinely rarely bother reporting transphobia on this fucking website because i do not want to type out a whole two messages explaining that it's transphobic every single time i see someone being bigoted, reporting bigotry should be easy, come the fuck on.

I can drop my phone and accidently flag something as sexually explicit while catching it (and burden of proof will then be on the blog owner to successfully appeal), but if I go through their very broken system to report a blog dedicated to harassing trans women, I'll hear back in 28 business days that they found no violation.

on my knees begging to be someone’s butch husband. i have a carnal desire to fix things around the house in my boxers. make sure my femme’s gas tank is full. mow the lawn in shorts in and a wife pleaser. build a coop for the chickens she rescued. plant vegetables in our little garden. cook meals on lazy weekends. cuddle while watching a movie. enjoy the easy silence between us.