yes

i got a job at target in order to get pussy off of it, but instead they've been making me drive all across America and lay those huge red balls at the front of the store like an egg. pay's still good though so i can't complain that much

ive seen this video hundreds of times and i just noticed the girl who walks into frame and then looks at what hes doing and leaves

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

OP, what planet are you from on which it's not MORTIFYING to walk around with visible hickies? Of course that's unprofessional; you're a grown ass man. Grow up!!

I’m an adult woman who likes to do adult things with other adult women. sex is a part of life. grow up.

Your behaviors and opinions are absolutely those of a male. And sex is a part of life that should be kept PRIVATE from the rest of the world, especially in a professional setting where absolutely no one has consented to witnessing your sex life.

women love to eat my pussy

some people deserve to die but the death penalty is not the answer, as soon as you give the government the ability to kill without repercussion they will find some way to weaponize that against political enemies and minorities. the solution? let me run around with a baseball bat

I think they really captured the gamer vibe with this pic where he's saying something stupid while sitting alone in a dark room

what if we all just stopped making original content for the rest of the year so corporations cant use memes to advertise their products anymore

What if we drink poop water?

being popular on tumblr is like the doctors in the psych ward letting you have an extra cup of pudding