so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

you guys are so fucking swagless it’s embarrassing 

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

dude

if you find me while we’re playing hide and seek I’ll fucking kill you

rats. we’re rats. weeeeeeeeeee’re the Rats. we prey at night we stalk at night. weeeeeee’re the Ratsss

the originator of this phrase should be given the nobel peace prize

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with