Learning to Fly and to Fall

“I’d drink it!“

“Kill. Me. Now.”

“I need proof. Soon.“

“Got the scars to prove it.“

“Oh no! It’s worse than I thought.“

“Don’t open the door to check on it.“

“I would not suggest sleeping here.“

“Stop being charming when I’m mad!“

“You’re joking. There’s no such thing.“

“Done it. Less exciting than it sounds.“

“And, so you know, the feeling’s mutual.”

“When will this be ready? Smells dreamy.“

“I’m not really one for bringing up the past.”

“Dancing’s one of your many talents, then?”

“Wait, you’re making fun of me, aren’t you?“

“Ten credits says she ends up in a pit of spikes.“

“Really? Now I’m fascinated… and a little afraid.“

“I hope that’s not the voice of experience talking.”

“Please don’t embarrass me in front of our friends.“

“If I get eaten, even if it’s hilarious… delete the vids.“

“Eugh. May as well drop a guitar down an escalator.”

“You know, it’s hard to calculate how few fucks I give.”

“If you ever, y'know, want to talk about this… I’m here.”

“I’m going to rescue him, and then I’m gonna KILL HIM!”

“So, did I hear that right back there? You table-danced?”

“No excuses? Are you sure? I have so many good ones.”

“’Let’s split up’? Have you never watched a horror movie?”

“This thing has safeties in case you drive off this cliff, right?”

“That’s good to know, because that would be a very bad plan.”

“No, I mean…  I think you’re cute and I like seeing you up here!”

“We are travelers, constantly moving forward and looking back.“

“I’d say ‘give it your best shot’, but I’ve already seen your best shot.”

“If you’re expecting a pat on the back, you’re going to be disappointed.”

“Don’t be stupid, of course we’ll make it in — wait, what did you just say?“

“For our insatiable curiosity. For our fear of what should happen if we don’t.“

“What’s with the smudge around the eyes? Trying to be some kind of superhero?”

“That’s twice now I’ve come back from the dead. Can’t say the experience is improving.“

“Seriously, it’s like a coloring book had a nightmare. Can someone take this thing off my hands?“

call out posts

unnecessary drama

ANON HATE

acting sweet to someones face and then shitting on them behind their back

ANON HATE

being an asshole in general

ANON HATE

blowing things way out of proportion and being publicly aggressive to people on matters that could’ve easily been handled privately

In regards to some recent events surrounding several people here in DARP, that I care for, I’d like to put out some friendly reminders to all my old and new follower:

1. The mun of this blog does not send negative anons, nor do they condone the practice of sending negative anons. Should the mun of this blog find out, that you practice such cowardice behavior, will they block you and drop all interactions.

2. The mun of this blog is no canon-purist and will not engage any canon-purist in any way, nor do I condone canon-purist attacking canon-divergent blogs in any way (that includes, but is not exclusive to anon-hate and vague-blogging.) The Dragon Age franchise is not a completely fixed world-state. It got retconned multiple times and will probably be retconned even more come Dragon Age 4. Even the game-stories are highly decision-based a lot of lore is purposefully written very vague to leave room for interpretation and in general, when you play roleplay you should be able to use the lore more as a D&D-guideline, unless you want to bore your play-partners to death.

3. The mun does not condone any form of hatred. (That includes, but not exclusively xenophobia, antisemitism, racism, transphobia, aphobia, bi/panphobia, homophobia, any hatred against mental illness and/or disabilities). Should you be caught spreading, or promoting such forms of hatred, you will be blocked and I will drop all interactions.

4. This blog promotes and practices healthy communication. Which means, no vague-blogging, no silent treatment, no badmouthing. If I got a problem with you, I’ll tell you upfront. If I don’t want to play with you, I’ll tell you upfront. I expect the same from you. If I see you practicing any of the above, I might feel inclined to call you out on it, or in the worst case, block you.

5. I do not promote blogs, I cannot safely recommend even to my more sensitive, or insecure followers. If you see me posting a promo, or reblogging a promo-post, you can be rest assured, that according to my knowledge the mun’s behind this blog practice all the above rules just as mature, as I do.

If anyone of you wants to reblog this post, to mark yourself as a safe blogger, feel free to do so.

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