The Tanks Clean

having a job is so weird like I can literally just…. buy shit

We out here buying shit

yes bitch we are purchasing shit and fuck

workers be shopping

y'all im pre law and i can’t go to any of my classes without thinking of this clip and dying it tortures and vexes me

i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me

kermit voice: you wouldn’t like me when I’m fully torqued 

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

The Voice can’t make one star but RuPaul can make 113?

im at a party and i just saw someone dab to cotton eyed joe can someone please come pick me up

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

Where was it before?

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

Wh

What the fuck

Reblog if you were here for top button

Icarus’ wings should not have melted as the air actually gets cooler the higher you get, but the Greeks wouldn’t not have had any way of knowing that.

he flew next to the sun you dumb ass reddit cuck the sun’s hot, idiot

driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.

Why would you lie like this Randy? :,(

I just wanted everyone to like me