cursed to be a tumblr user forever

Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

What a privilege it is to age. What a blessing. What a miracle.

find someone who brings that childlike magic out of you

It's okay if joy and grief keep visiting on the same day.

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

being called baby makes me go “ !!! “ inside

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

Hey baby uwanna stick ur fingers in my cage