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That's awesome! Say hi to Mulan for me, she's my favorite Disney princess. That's why I don't do relationships, can't be cheated on if you're not in a relationship. As the product of an affair, I don't feel bad my mom cheated on my stepdad cause he's a douche. Aw, that's too cute.

I'm sure that can be arranged, only thing you can't do is anything medical, like not even sticking on a bandaid, but other than that we can give you as close to an immersive experience as possible.

Yeah, I wouldn’t want to do anything medical. I don’t want to get anything on my clothes. Thanks, man I owe you one. Want a signed headshot?

You got it. When are you free? And is it a dramatic script? I mean, am I gonna have to try to act? Because I'll do it, but you can't make fun of me.

I’m free this weekend! It is, but I promise I won’t laugh. I am an amazing actor and have read with actors who couldn't act to save their life and read it in the most monotone voice ever.

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That sounds kinda nasty man. Guess I’ll keep on eating and working out so that doesn’t happen. What if you’re Asian? Do you still grow hair? I have like zero body hair on my chest.

You got it? Anytime I guess, we'll get Liv over, oh and I'll bring Delilah.

Yup! Played it with Liv the other day and we had a blast. I even let her win. Okay I lost. Hell yeah. we can have a whole game night.

Yeah I did remember your hair when the guy was pestering me, figured you'd probably be great for it. Nah, you don't owe me anything, I was just grateful to give him someone else to ask about it. Uh... sure, why not, that way when you career blows up I can be one of those people that brags about knowing you before you were famous

I mean, your hair is pretty awesome too. What's your routine? Maybe I should grow it out again. Sounds like a plan. Just don't sell it until I die.

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO STAND UP. Even if you suck, at least you can say you tried, u feel. Can I??? What a silly question, I totally can omg. Can you do a front tuck??? Wait no we gotta start at the most basic basics. Can you do a somersault??

I love how you, Tommy and Liv are the only ones supportive of me. I won't suck. I'm hilarious. I once had the dental hygienist almost pee herself cause I was so funny. Kinda? I did do gymnastics as a kid.

You know I will think of you as soon as I know what's happening, don't worry man.

Just gotta make sure!

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Oh, I'm aware. I'm just now going to actually talk to my boss about it.

Thank you! I won't let you do and you'll get a bunch of new clients with my awesome commercial!

I sort of have a problem letting things go... Including Candy Crush! Anyway, I'm very proud of you, Cooper. Do you have any other gigs on the horizon?

I get that. Thanks, girl. Nothing too major, a possible commercial for a law firm. I’m mostly still waiting to hear back from a few things. What’s with you?

you are so funny omg. you got it pal, one hypebitch coming right up. weights are super duper boring imo so you can lift them while i'll practice my front pikes so i don't embarrass myself at work. total win/win.

Thanks, I try. i was thinking of doing stand up one day, I'm just still working on the materials. Can you teach me front pikes? I feel like it would be a good thing to have in my resume.

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