Impossible Geometry

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

Is there a name for uhhh… how you spend years picturing your adult life a certain way but then by the time you’re actually grown up the world has changed so much that the adulthood you dreamt of no longer exists

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

The haters are trying to put a cup over me

The haters are trying to put a cup over me and take me outside

felt the sun on my face +100000000hp

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

What is the funniest pokemon move