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i think the most upsetting thing about american-flavor puritanism is how fucking patronizing it is. it's 2026 but the whole world still has to deal with a cultural hegemony grown from the gnarled vestiges of victorian-era paternalism. tax-paying adults with passports and the right to vote are treated like wayward children because of the antiquated idea that authorities must protect the weak minds of the unwashed masses from depravity and corruption. the average american can send a fellow citizen to the chair, but they can't piss in a ditch without being declared an outlaw. american entertainment media is saturated with sex, but you can't talk about it online without getting your account suspended. it's such blatant censorship at a universal scale, but because sexual content is framed as inherently dangerous, this restriction on basic adult autonomy, this blanket denial of moral and intellectual adulthood, can be reframed as protection, an expression of care, a moral duty. "won't someone think of the children!" I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN! I AM A GROWN MAN!

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thank god that the video game that features slow motion animations of graphic gunshot wounds and is rated 18+ has a profanity filter in single player offline mode. thank you for protecting this 33 year old mind from the corrupting influence that is a horse named apple slut

#I hate it I hate it it's so goddamn patronizing!

pinkmoondoll9shihtzu

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

paintbynumbers

#I would kill for jimothy

puzzled-on-main

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

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fairycosmos

my dead wife. the ad free internet

east-south

maybe they don't like being called names. have you ever thought about that

millllion-blog

Ryujin nippon has the mandate of heaven!!!!!!!

#str8 sets!!!!!

Being the last single friend is a nightmare I wouldnt wish on my worst enemy

#stfu lanini

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whereareyourightnow

What's the alternative? We make gravity.

#gpoy #as we used to say #phm

Ryujin nippon has the mandate of heaven, I think

#wdym they beat Italy #stfu lanini #frdt bestowed it on them himself #what a comeback

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

#bogos binted?

pregnanthudsonwilliams

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

While camping this weekend I was chatting with my old college buddy about movies and my Plex server, and now (Wednesday) he's just texted me a giant list of movies to watch

My friends are so niceeeeeee

#stfu lanini #sorry it is important I acknowledge these things #how can I be a better friend

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mpregeminem

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

ate-a-chili

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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