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Phoebe:

Tony Stark:

Steve Rogers:

Bucky Barnes:

Natasha Romanoff:

Bruce Banner:

Thor:

Peter Parker:

Clint Barton:

Sam Wilson:

Daenerys Targaryen is Catherine of Aragon

Margaery Tyrell is Anne Boleyn

Catelyn Stark is Jane Seymour

Brienne of Tarth is Anne of Cleves

Cersei Lannister is Katherine Howard

Here’s an illustration of the aforementioned difference in fat storage.

Men’s lattice pattern collagen threads holds subcutaneous fat in a way that, when the skin expands because of the fat storage, it expands evenly. Women’s “pockets” expand unevenly when we accumulate fat, creating that orange peel effect. Our storage pattern means we can healthily store more fat than men. Like a woman with 25% body fat is average, a man with 25% body fat is chubby. Because of that, like OP said, women are hardier in times of stress or famine. It’s also one of the reasons why our bodies can survive pregnancy, which is a massive energy demand on our system.

And there’s absolutely NO “treatment” for cellulite that will work. They are all bullshit designed to separate you from your hard-earned cash. It’s a secondary sex characteristic, it’s perfectly normal and it’s not going away no matter what you do. Like I’m very lean myself and I work out 5~6 times a week, and I still have cellulite. Someone giving a woman shit for having cellulite is akin to giving her shit for having skin. It’s just a mixture of misogyny and corporate greed.