this is my design.

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

Shit yall

The fact that there are little people alive who don’t know a thing about this is crazy

These bitches don’t know Dialtone or dialup

Aggressive reminder that the lumber industry lobbied hard for marijuana to be made illegal. 

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

The accuracy of this post tho.

And I, a know African-American

I, a known trans, queer and POC

I, a known Arab,

I, a known disabled person,

I, a known black, female, masculine presenting lesbian of lower middle class,

I, a known queer Mexican,

Me