g i r l y b o y

911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again

gay people be like. hands.

fucking hell mate

*knocks on your door* hello? gay little fruit?

dude shut up I’m trying to look at the hot gamekeeper both angry and gentle while he steals grapes and frolics with two maids

unofficial-gods-parent?????? no thanke

multiple-straight-adults???

noone’s red purled… yaknow what I just have no clue

you won’t be the sun

Certainly heterosexual… something

Without blue skies

bye im not rory

do you know what i think would be a fun job? author for very little kids. yes i will write about bears sharing a home together and becoming friends with the trees. maybe they make a delicious soup. there’s an illustration of a sunset that takes up two pages. the babies read it and believe life is a good thing

chomp chomp mew