This small but stubborn fire

there should be more female drug dealers i HATE interacting with plugs

imagine if firefighters didnt go into a burning building full of children because they were scared of being burned. police are fucking worthless

“Defund the police” is now just practical economics. Why pay for something that doesn’t even work???

Afffeeet bu gece ölmek istedimmmm

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

howd the victorians get to sleep without asmr vids am i right fellas

they hired little page boys to crinkle waxed paper in their ears all night

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

LGBT visibility is so important for this reason and more.

what do you mean i didn’t reach out i literally thought about you

Renamed paint colors.