✨Kin✨

Slowly pushing my pervert wukong agenda onto everyone

Wukong x Macaque - Six Eared Macaque ends up with a tied-up Monkey King all to himself. Wukong doesn’t know what he’s going to do to him... but there’s only one way to find out, right?

“Y’know, it’s kinda fun having you at my fingertips.”

“Creep.”

“You and I know it’s not like that so stop trying to pull things. Besides, I can stick that gag back in your mouth at any time and you won’t be able to stop me.”

Wukong shuffled in his bindings, trying to get a little more comfortable. It may have been Lady Bone Demon’s possessed minions that had tied him up so firmly, but Macaque was more than happy to take advantage of it.

Besides, he gloated when first dragging him into the cave he was hiding in, he was the one who saved him and the small town from the minions - he ‘gets a reward’. All the poking and prodding and pinching and nails-in-his-skin he wanted... all while he was helplessly leaned against the sloped cave wall.

He flinched as Macaque’s probing fingers found a small wound in his arm and started digging into it.

“Aw, does that hurt, Wukong? The great Monkey King can barely handle his shadow giving him a poke-sy?”

Wukong turned his face away, gritting his teeth. He knew that if Macaque wanted to kill him, he’d have cut him loose and made it a fair fight - he was no coward, he liked facing Wukong on even terms. So he’ll just buckle down and bear it for now, and hopefully he’ll find a way out.

“So, while we’re at it, why don’t you give me a good reason why I shouldn’t kill you?” Macaque hummed, tugging his head into his lap, resting his hands around Wukong’s neck.

“You’re right. Why shouldn’t you?”

“Oh?”

The Final Fantasy XIV Eorzea Academy manga is officially out! Here is my summary as the manga is currently only available in Japanese on the マンガUP! app.

The characters who appear and their roles in the manga are as follows: Alisaie: 1st Year student (Protagonist) Alphinaud: 1st year student G’raha Tia: 2nd year Estinien: 3rd year Y’shtola: 1st Year Supervisor and Home Room Teacher Thancred: 2nd Year Supervisor and P.E. Teacher Urianger: Chemistry Teacher Emet-Selch: 3rd Year Supervisor and School Counselor Zenos: 3rd year Asahi: 1st year Yotsuyu: 3rd year Haurchefant: 3rd year Aymeric: 3rd year and School President Tataru: Principal of the Eorzea Academy

my brain:

Aaron McGruder announced on his Boondocks Facebook page that he’s working on a mobile game based on The Boondocks.

I’m Aaron McGruder, and this is my Boondocks Facebook page. Understandably there’s a lot of confusion out there so I’ll start by clearing that up.

It’s been a few years since The Boondocks went dark and in that time the world has gotten, well… interesting. There’s a lot of catching up to do. I won’t try and tackle it all at once. I know there’s a lot of fans who miss the show, and even more OG fans who probably hated the show and miss the comic strip. The sustained relevance of the characters to the generation who grew up with them has been heartening to see.

Returning to The Boondocks has always been a complicated prospect for a bunch of reasons, ranging from the legal to the personal, but the biggest challenge is always a point of view worth sharing. Inappropriate negro humor is serious stuff. I’m proud of the series and what it accomplished, but I don’t own it and can’t revisit it. Returning to a newspaper style comic also seems like looking backwards. Next year, The Boondocks turns 20 years old. Any new incarnation will have to find relevance for an entirely new generation.

After the election, new jokes and easy satire seemed self-evident. I’m often asked if I now finally miss the world of political humor. I don’t. It’s hard to miss The Boondocks when life has become The Boondocks. Uncle Ruckus is President. We’re all living a bizarre political satire that is largely about race, and inappropriate for children.

It’s tragically funny, especially if you have a profoundly dark sense of humor like myself, and it raises a new question. Now that we’re all trapped in a cartoon what do we do about it?

A few months ago I started playing with the idea of video games - something I always wanted to do but never made the time for. It’s a medium that feels right for our violently turbulent times, and right for The Boondocks. I have no idea what the App Store will let us get away with. It’s uncharted territory, and good to do something completely new with the characters. It won’t be for every fan of the show or the comic strip, but it’s equally as sincere, and still a bizarre political satire that is largely about race and inappropriate for children.