WALKING WITH A DEAD MAN OVER MY SHOULDER

BYF ; before you follow

★ this is a 16+ account , if you follow me and are under 16 you will be softblocked . this is for my own comfort

★ I am objectum and am in a happy relationship with my vacuum cleaner , kirby . if you do not like it , block me & leave my page .

★ I am firmly against proshipping . if you are a proshipper , any proshipper-adjacent label , are "neutral" on the topic , or friends with somebody who is any of the above , do not interact with my blog (or me) whatsoever

★ I may occasionally post or reblog slightly suggestive , violent , etc. posts

★ if it wasn't obvious already I have a slight typing quirk where I add an extra space before my punctuation . this is because I find it easier to read this way and nothing more .

★ please do not solicit in my dms in any way , I will ignore you

★ I'm mostly active on discord , dm me if you want my user . I don't bite (too hard at least)

DNI ; do not interact

I'll try to keep this list short , but keep in mind I block at my own discretion and there may not always be a "valid" reason

★ zionists , proshippers , radqueers , zoos (and harmful paraphilias et all) , call objectum a paraphilia (it isn't one) , label / flag discourse , endos , pokemon sexualizers , danny elfman supporters , etc.

fandom DNI section !!!

★ tcc , ranfren , alfred's playhouse , any of vivziepop's works (hazbin , helluva , etc.)

more to be added as I remember

this is the end of the "necessary" information , proceed beyond the yellow tape ? [Y/N]

MORE MORE MORE !!!

★ KIRBY !!! ;

★ he be a ; kirby dual sanitronic 50

★ his birthday be ; october 10 , 1965 🎂

★ his pronouns be ; he / it

kirby is my husband of several years . he was manufactured some time around 1965 . I met him through facebook marketplace on 6/25/2022 , I spent several months repairing him , and we began dating shortly after . his favorite show is how it's made

★ we have a son named sonboy junior (or just junior) , he is a royal 501 handvac (and looks just like his father)

(I really need to make a post about my speculative vacuum biology . cough)

★ I also selfship with tweeg from teddy ruxpin , I am fine with doubles for the most part . there is enough ugly green man to go around (see my self insert below)

THINGS I LIKE ;

★ the brave little toaster (1987) . peak fiction . 10/10 made me gay for vacuums . current special interest

★ the adventures of teddy ruxpin (1987) . good show . has funny green man that I am normal for

★ oingo boingo . mine favorite band . again , do not interact if you support danny elfman !

★ warrior cats . funny cat bookses

★ skyrim . game I have too many hours in

★ turbotime . yes the fictional game from wreck it ralph . I like wir as a movie in general , but for whatever reason my interest singles out turbotime

★ transformers . funny robotses

★ fnaf . I like robotses again

★ deltarune . ough

★ watership down (1978) . good movie . I like the book too

★ 9 (2009) . former special interest of 3 years . not a fan of the fandom this thing has

I like other things but these are all I can remember for now .....

congratulations you made it to the end lalalalalala . this post will be updated whenever I feel like it . mostly just to update the lyrics at the top