Electric Boogaloo

I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

my favorite thing about crocodiles is yeah they're fantastic swimmers and yeah they can run pretty fast and yeah the smaller ones can even climb trees but also. they don't wanna do any of that shit. they just go no, no thanks. that's not for me. i think i'll just wait for someone to mistake me for a log and get too close. and then i'll eat them. many reptiles love this strategy but none pull it off like the humble croc

yeah no, see this is what im talking abt this is the arrogance and over defensive mentality in writing spaces that make it so toxic. If ur posting your writing on a PUBLIC community platform like ao3 or anywhere else then your work is subject to any kind of comment and critique because it’s fucking public!!!! it’s not a “witch hunt”, ppl are allowed to question the integrity of any work posted on a public platform, period. WRITERS OWE THE PEOPLE WHO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO INTERACT WITH THEIR WORK EVERYTHING!!! ao3 isn’t ur fucking hugbox. and im pretty sure there are options on ao3 to make ur work private and only for you to see so???? at this point fanfic “writers” should just call themselves hobbyists with a hyper fixation on making god awful blorbo media slop cus if you’re just doing this shit for urself and u don’t really care to actually CARE about your craft and hone in your skills then whatever ig? maybe we need to draw a HARD LINE between creative writing and whatever tf THIS is…

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.

*especially* the noncompliant