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- bad writing

- somewhat cheap plot twists for shock factor

- girls with so so many issues that will never be addressed

- unintentional gay people

- extremely interesting plot threads that aren't nearly expanded on enough

- kudou shinichi (and his one million clones)

- same face syndrome

- one thousand million ways of killing your loved ones

- police force that honestly kind of suck (just like in real life!)

- some guy who isn't even from this series

- three thousand million ways of killing your boss

- unintentional gay people again (lesbians this time)

- three 6 year olds running around murder cases (plus two teenagers)

- unintentional neglectful and/or abusive parents

- an unexplained drug that serves as the driving force for the entire premise of the story

- curry

- one million secret identies

- a thousand secret agents

- incest

- will-they-won't-they romance in favor of actual relationship development

- incest again (now plot relevant)

- Beika murder town

- walking death magnet (call that a shini-chi-kami)

- accidental trans allegory

- some morals that you really shouldn't take to heart

- autistic guys who tries to emulate sherlock holmes due to their special interests

- yuri

Like this fresh-faced squinty-eyed grad student casually taking down multiple grown men without breaking a sweat and then going back to being a gentle nerd with pink hair

Soft-spoken chaperone of 5 kids securing the crime scene and solving a murder together with the creepy shinigami kid (and on that note, NONE of the adults who match conan's freak at crime scenes are sane so what do the police detectives think when this Extremely Sane Person casually matches Conan while somehow still giving off the vibe of Normal Person)

Also ALLL the akai-stalking he does wearing Subaru's face what are people going to think when the creepy stalker isn't a chainsmoking beanie wearing psycho driving the Lets Hide The Body Murder Truck and instead is this cutiepie wearing soft cashmere turtlenecks driving a ridiculous bright red toy car that is matchy matchy with his name

Also let's not forget his casual and blatant public usage of firearms (including that one conan kidnapping case where he seemed about to pull a gun out of his jacket in front of at least 4 witnesses).

Going into movie territory is even funnier but I fear there's too much whimsy in the movies and the general public would be immune to seeing local grad students doing this:

(Elementary schoolers flying across highways on skateboards is the standard of normal for dc movies)

Edit: wait I forgot they do this in canon too I'm sobbing