Hetalitale

Jokers to the right, 

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you! 

So last night I was really sad about how it had kinda been confirmed that JJ was a puppet (cause of the sml question afterwards) and that he probably killed a man, so I wrote down some headcanons in the middle of the night that make me feel a bit better

I would just take a picture of what I wrote but you can’t read shit because I could hardly see what I was writing when I wrote it so I'mma type it out

Conclusions so far:

- JJ has killed a man

- JJ is a puppet

- Anti doesn’t want anyone to know that JJ killed a man (cause I just assume Anti is still behind every video glitch)

OMG HEADCANON THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER:

- Anti and JJ are best friends

- “JJ probably fights evil” Anti is evil and they fight sometimes and it’s cute shut up

- Put this on Tumblr or you have failed a slightly younger version of yourself

- He protec

(Adding more that I didn’t write)

- Anti is helping JJ fool everyone into thinking he’s innocent

- I hope JJ can’t glitch on his own cause that’s confusing

- And if he can’t than Anti helped him in his video which is adorable like “here lemme help you I know how to spook these nerds” “don’t give me that look it’s Halloween”

- I somehow have it in my head that JJ is still a bean just an evil bean idk how that works but I still love him

- Oh also what if JJ really is a bean but Anti got to him before any other ego and just influenced him to be on his side

- Anti was less scary the more he talked so maybe JJ is teaching him a thing or two (I’m sorry)

- “JJ probably fights evil” could also mean Anti is telling him that everyone else is evil

- I still love my bean and I can’t decide if I wanna save him from Anti or see him be Anti’s partner in crime cause let’s be honest that would be cute

- He’d be like an adorable evil sidekick

- But if he’s still a puppet it plays into the whole evil influence thing