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I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

i’m frankly astonished this wasn’t a real movie in the early 90s.

I’m 90% sure that’s been done but not as a movie

Saints Row IV, that's it.

Rhodochrosite, Quartz and Chalcopyrite 

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

lies… e.e

his vocal range wild

OMFG