spacey

me: *adds lmao bye at the end of my will*

To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before just Invented valid het Romance, john green and nicholas sparkles found DEAD in Miami

the worst sound in the world is a man giving their opinion on a woman’s appearance

daydreaming about stuff that’s probably never going to happen is my favorite hobby

imagine if people like…let 5sos live their lives

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

and now, the weather

being goth exempts you from gender

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

This is possibly the coolest video I’ve ever taken.

wow I love this!!

This is so good for my anxiety

I’ve reblogged this so many times

edgar allen poe’s famous short story, ‘bird tells me to fuck off in my own home’

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

-Jesus at the last supper

Amen

i just saw a post that redid POTUS as SCROTUS which stands for “so called ruler of the united states” and i wanted to let you all know that’s how i will exclusively refer to trump henceforth

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word