Thing's and stuff

May the fourth be with you.

and also some money

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

it's actually insane paid sick leave is controversial in the US. it's not just out of touch rich people either. there are minimum wage workers literally negatively impacted by lack of labor laws in the US that just think their suffering is necessary and everyone else is a pussy. the whole work culture here is toxic. I want to explode at work every day

october, november, and december (the holy trinity)

80% of the ocean has not been explored. there could be a Dollar General down there

They thought cookies gave birth to a sponge…

I dead ass thought they were cookies too though

His grandma looks like a cookie too

…..how would cookies give birth to a sponge

……How would cookies survive in the ocean

I too thought they were cookies

How the fuck does a cookie….?

I seriously can’t believe a whole generation thought Spongebob’s parents and Grandma were cookies….

this world is so funny

but I’m done laughing

wonder why it’s called that

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.

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