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It's quick, easy, and free! Fuck her throat until she cries.

herzerker

It is not quick or easy! My princess wand hurts damn it!

tgirl-tamag0tchi

WHY DO PRETTY LESBAINS KEEP SENDING ME NUDES??????

Im gonna die.

spiderqueenraisa

I'm jealous I want pretty lesbians to send me nudes!!!

horny-for-slime

reblog if youll accept nudes from pretty lesbians

estrogenizedfreak

I'll send some back too 🤭

herzerker

Guess I’m RB for some pretty lesbians 😄

#gay af

himejoshi-doll

#girl same

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lilaclupin

In today's linguistics class we talked about metaphors, and we really want two of the ones we talked about to become conventionalised.

So first of all this one girl told us about a newer metaphor in Russian, "I have paws", which is something you say when you don't really want to do something, so you say you're incapable of doing it since you have paws instead of hands. Like, "hey, finish that report" "aw but I have paws :(" and I think that's adorable. It's like "I'm just a girl" but for animals.

We also had the task to invent a novel metaphor and have the others guess what it means, and the teacher really liked my "she's such a capybara" = "everyone loves her". Capybara energy is like golden retriever energy except you're chill about it. You're just vibing and everyone digs that.

Anyway I think these deserve to become more common in English

lilaclupin

VERY important addition oh my gosh,,,

#that’s fucking so cute

kaijuno

evilwizard

doggirlpaws

Shoutout to one year ago today when I started a game of We Love Katamari on what turned out to be the funniest day possible

#Pokemon #fuck you im funny dammit!

#got that dog in me #orc #larp #transgender #trans woman #literally just a girl

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sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna

derinthescarletpescatarian

Do they make these in adult sizes asking for a friend

#damn kids really get the coolest stuff nowadays

dogpuppy

The intentional cruelty towards people you “love” will always baffle me, but not as much as my disenchantment with You.

#I regret knowing you the ways that I do #Magic doesn’t work on me #silly witch

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dogpuppy

#cute af

hagiomoto

This should be a bigger news tbh

hagiomoto

The tech giant deleted the accounts of three prominent Palestinian human rights groups — a capitulation to Trump sanctions.

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